Breaking News: Aliens Master the Art of Dance…Seriously?

Get ready to be amazed, because we’ve got an extraordinary story to share! Mexican politicians recently gathered for a cosmic show-and-tell. A UFO expert, with an eye for the extraordinary, unveiled not one but two mummified “non-human” corpses—yes, aliens! These little fellas, sporting three fingers and heads that’d make E.T. proud, debuted during a congressional hearing on weird stuff in the sky.

But that’s not the best part. The expert claimed that these mummies are between 700 and 1,800 years old. And as if that weren’t mind-boggling enough, X-rays revealed that one of them might have something like “eggs” inside. The guy behind the revelation, UFO aficionado Jaime Maussan, left everyone’s jaws on the floor.

Now, you might be wondering, “Are aliens real?” Well, hang onto your space helmets because it gets weirder. Search on Reddit, and you’ll find threads where folks passionately try to prove that these Mexican “non-human” corpses aren’t just aliens—they’re aliens who can shake it on the interstellar dance floor!

Let’s see what proof they’ve got!

1. “Yep, I was super skeptical but now I understand the truth. Aliens are here for our sweet music because the yern to dance.” -u/Horse_Renoir

2. “Whoa, it makes total sense that they’d dance. You probably can’t create an intergalactic civilization without art and culture. I can’t wait for the ‘skeptics’ to try to deboooonk this obviously real alien. This is the moment the world starts to wake up.” -u/AggressiveCuriosity

3. “Well, this lines up with the pictures and other evidence we’ve seen. This is right before he collapsed from exhaustion and joint pain. Before he passed out, he told everyone “The galaxy is on Orion’s b… b… b…” and nobody wants to admit its real until they find and secure the galaxy.” -u/disordleroy

4. “I’m one of these aliens and can confirm this is real. That’s Frank. He was the class clown back on our planet. You can trust me. This is the internet where nobody lies.” -u/King_Of_Uranus

I was skeptical at first. But when the King of them comes out, I definitely believe whatever he says.

5. “Yes and the way light reflects off its eyes. I’m a VFX artist with 78 years of experience and you can’t fake that.” -u/robinmooon

6. “This is peak denial. You have proof of an actual DANCING fucking alien and you still won’t accept it. I bet if it was bouncing around on your lap, you’d still find a way to discredit. OPEN YOUR EYES…unless you’re grooving to that sweet, sweet, baby-making, pod-laying, anal-probing music.” -u/NoValidPoints87

No doubt about it, a lot of folks are having a good laugh with this story. It’s one of those things that’s just too outlandish to take seriously. But amidst the humor, there are also some brave souls out there who are sharing their genuine thoughts and feelings.

1. “A Canadian University confirmed it is real.” -u/jspegele

“Which University?”

“The one that did the study.”

“What’s the name of the University?”

“I don’t remember but it’s in the study.”

“What study? Got a link?”

“It hasn’t been published yet.”

“Where did you read it then?”

“Someone shared it on reddit.”

“Where?”

“In the post the other day.”

“Which post?”

“DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH BRO THEY’RE REAL I’M TELLING YOU”

2. “What I don’t get is all the people who just assume an alien would have a body structure similar enough to ours to just dance like we do. Even on this one planet you see many creatures with bodies that don’t fit the two arms, two legs, brain and sensory organs on top of the head supported by a movable neck. Just for our one planet, that’s not universal. -u/Inspector-Space_Time

Why the fuck would that body type be found in a supposed alien that evolved on a completely different planet? It still has 2 fucking eyes? What a cosmic fucking coincidence.

Or maybe the people who faked it didn’t understand much about evolution and where the human form even came from so they just copied it but made it a bit alien looking.”

3. “I think the funniest thing is the naked hostility for Mick West. No matter what else, Mick has conclusively identified numerous UFOs as stars, satellites, and commercial planes, and you can’t say he’s teeing up softballs either, since some of these videos were presented to congress as UFOs. This alone would mean he should be taken seriously, but they legitimately don’t want to hear from him at all. “He already made up his mind that our fake hoaxes are fake hoaxes”” -u/Carolusboehm

4. “I had a conversation with someone on r/UFOs that I basically pointed out that it’s incredibly, incredibly unlikely that if aliens came to earth that they’d look anything remotely close to humans. These mfers have forward facing eyes, are bipedal, hands on the end of arms, head appendages. They’re FAR too human to be from a completely separate line of evolution. I pointed out that we are related to octopods and insects which could have the mental faculties if evolution continued to become sapient and create technology (probably very unlikely, but we’re talking about the infinite possibilities of our infinite universe here). They told me I don’t understand statistics, and “I’m not saying they’re real, I’m just not discounting it”. -u/BestVeganEverLul

Man – you see something human looking in a box, it’s not an alien. I also pointed out that these aren’t even my original thoughts, but those of experts that study evolution and astrophysicists – they accused me of stealing their credentials lol. Nah dude, I’m citing them.”

5. “they are 100% a hoax lol absolutely no question -u/uwanmirrondarrah

They are a hodgepodge of different bones from different animals thrown together with no actual thought to how bones or locomotion works. If that poor alien is real he had the worst orthopedic surgeon in the galaxy.”

What about your opinions on this? Let us know in the comments.